8:00 AM: Wake up on the upper berth of a 3rd AC compartment. Give a brief dystopian "Uh? Who am i? Where am i? Am i alive? " look. Suddenly realise that the CEO is visiting office at 9 AM. Jump out of berth startling co-passengers. Still dont realise i look like shit.
8:05: Jostle angry co-passengers to get out of the coach. Scram to the nearest auto station outside the station.
8:06: Still running towards the auto stand in.............................the mother of all downpours!!!
8:07: Bargain with 1st auto driver ("what nonsense!!!i wont pay that much!)
8:07.30: Bargain with 2nd auto driver ("c'mon...it aint so far!!")
8:08: Bargain with 3rd auto driver (aaaaaaaaaargh!) (ok ok...just 10 rupees extra.)
8:09: Just get into 4th auto. (pada raa naayina!!...just step on it scumbag!!!)
8:14: Traffic Jam
8:25: Dumb kids on a speedo splash water inside rick, drenchin' me and bag thoroughly.
8:26: Curse thursdays
8:40: Reach home, throughly wet and mugged. Reach door and realise keys are missing!! (#%#$%$%%####)
8:45: Break open latch with watchman. Mental calculation of replacing lock...ummm..12+24+.... ummm
9:10: Reach office, no shave and extreme trepidation.
9:11: Realise CEO hasnt yet come. (
mailto:sonofa$!$@#$#$$!!!!!)
9:12: Finish sales funnel review. Nothing to show!!
10:00: King arrives. Scrutinises me with contempt
11:00: First client meet
1:00: Second client meet
5 pm: 3rd "A*******" meeting
7pm-10pm: Review meeting (Will this day ever end?)
11pm: Back home finally
11:14: Walk into kitchen to make something. Start washing pile of dishes. Curse maid!!
11:16: Open refrigerator door for sneak peek. Find all stuff rotted. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! faint with the smell
11:25: Wake up. Start cleaning mess wearing mask. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!
11:30: Prepare measly dinner with remaining stuff.
1:00 am: Land into bed.
1:15am: Power cut
End of Day
