Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Bébés fatales: The Lion, the Angel and the Warbler

Name: Cutie Beauty a.k.a Amrutha
Age: 2.5 years
Height: 2 1'
Superpowers: Able to completely subjugate people at will (with just one twirl of her tiny hands). Ability to hypnotise with 'baby goo' talk. Has a genius vocabulary; can recite complicated phrases like "ssshhI sshloove shyou shhoo much!!".Can melt hearts with prolonged stares upto 5 seconds at a time.
Cuteness Factor: Very Strong
Weaknesses: Choclates, Dora "doll", Bob the builder

Name: Simba a.k.a Aravind
Age: 4
Height:2 5'
Superpowers: Nimble as a leopard, Can emit deafening screeches upto 150 dB. Can recite the same story about the Cookie Monster 321 times in a row (wow!) Can elicit gasps of "Oh! how cute" from women of every age. Exercises powers of persuasion with cogent arguments (mostly repeating the phrase "I WANT IT!!")
Chaalu Factor: Unbelievable
Weakness: Lion King, Coloring books, Spiderman, His favorite uncle (ahem! ahem!)

Name:"Nadia the fearless" a.k.a Arushi
Age: 1.5
Height: 1 8'
Superpowers: The naive one(or it seems), this angel is known for her brave demeanor, Ability to watch every soap imaginable on TV!! Prolific inventor of the "ba blah, cha cha" talk that include a complex combination of hand signals, cooing and smiles.
Bholu factor: Amazing
Weakness: Choclates, Tickling and her handsome (ahem! ahem!) uncle

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?

Tarun Sheshraj said...

identify thyself, anonymous spirit...